Plato: For the greater good.⏎
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads⏎
Albert Einstein: The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.⏎
Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.⏎
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.⏎
Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.⏎
Buddha: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.⏎
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?⏎
Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.⏎
Yoda: The chicken feels The Force. The chicken crosses or does not cross the road, MMM? Then a Jedi chicken is he.⏎
Neil Armstrong: That's one small crossing for chicken, one giant leap for chicken-kind!⏎
J.R.R. Tolkien: One Road to rule them all, one Road to find them, one Road to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them...⏎