Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.⏎
If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.⏎
Everything will go wrong at one time.⏎
That time is always when you least expect it.⏎
If nothing can go wrong, something will.⏎
Nothing is as easy as it looks.⏎
Everything takes longer than you think.⏎
Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.⏎
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.⏎
Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's when it will occur.⏎
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.⏎
If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.⏎
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.⏎
If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.⏎
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.⏎